Hahahaha! That's for the laughs, Grace!
Hard to pick a favorite isn't it? LOL
I'm seeing relationships here. #4 will give you injecting bleach as the answer to #1. Given #10 and how dense the population, perhaps #8 is in hopes that a little liquid happy will keep the doofuses (and their AK-47s) occupied at home.
Or a little liquid happy will give the doofuses too much Dutch courage...I'd rather find these amusing and not think of the reality of it all.
Priceless.... and every single one is true!!! ~Andrea
Funny but true!